Optical Illusion
At first glace this may appear to be your run-of-the-mill Adelie Penguin. However, upon closer examination you will notice the shit-smear from ass to neck, which is a dead-give away for a UNC graduate student writing a disseration in Economics. It is also reasonable to expect a little weight-gain with the work and stress that can accompany the intensive writing of a disseration, and as you can see, his waist line is just above his toes and knees are pretty much fat-sacks connecting the hip-bone to the foot bone. Nice work, Fatty.
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greetings doc-- goodness, someone's still paying to have you down there in the name of "research"? Excellent I say! Staying tuned for more new developments, and details from the camping trip. Is it true that a poo sculpture could remain preserved for decades perhaps centuries down there if properly designed? Tempting isn't it, to perhaps avoid the baggie just once and have your artwork forever immortalized?
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